Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Disney Twisted Princesses


(via Live for Films)

These are great "Dark" takes on classic Disney imagery. Beauty and the Beast looks particularly sinister, which is great!










See the rest of the images over at io9!

Sunday, 6 September 2009

DIY Indestructible Thumb Drive [DIY]

DIY Indestructible Thumb Drive [DIY]: "
We love carrying handy little thumb drives everywhere we go, but at times they can be delicate little fellows. Blogger Dmitry Brant—having lost too many thumb drives to his washing machine—set out to make his thumb drive impervious to harm.
His solution: epoxy.
At the office where I work, I had found a supply of epoxy that the hardware engineers use for various purposes. This epoxy comes in little packets, with each packet composed of two pouches containing different substances that, when mixed together, produce the hardening epoxy. I knew about the supply of epoxy for a while, but I hadn't made the connection between the epoxy and the flash drives until one day, in a moment of total enlightenment, I held up my flash drive in one hand, and an epoxy packet in the other, and began to laugh uncontrollably.
That same day, I took an ordinary USB flash drive, removed the plastic case so that the PC board was completely exposed, mixed up some epoxy, and poured it onto both sides of the board, making sure that all the electronic components were fully covered, and only the USB connector exposed. After about 5 minutes the epoxy hardened, and the result was even better than I hoped. The flash drive became indestructible!
Hit up Dmitry's post for the full rundown on how to turn your regular thumb drive to an indestructible epoxy drive. Got your own methods? Let's hear 'em in the comments.

Friday, 4 September 2009

You've read Fables and Y: The Last Man...now what?

(reblogged from weeklycrisis.com)

You've read Fables and Y: The Last Man...now what?: "

As a long time comic book reader and reviewer, I’m often asked for recommendations from non-comic book readers on where they should start. These are often folks who may enjoy superhero movies, but aren’t interested in reading continuity-heavy, inaccessible superhero comics. My first recommendations are always Vertigo Comics’s Y: The Last Man and Fables.

These comics are a great introduction to sequential storytelling, are easily available as trade paperbacks in most major book stores, and nearly universally loved by all who read them no matter what their other interests and genders are. The only problem is, once they’ve finished (and almost always loved) these stories, where do they go next?


While Fables and Y have found wide audiences, it’s hard to find any comic that is as universally accepted as they are. From this point, then, instead of trying to find something that nearly everyone will enjoy, it is much easier to ask what genres our new reader enjoys and go from there.


ZOMBIES

Do you dig zombies? Have you ever wished that George Romero's films kept their edge, but had better character development? If so, you’ll want to check out The Walking Dead. It’s a “post-zombie” story, so it is more concerned with the survivors of a zombie apocalypse trying to go on with their lives after society has collapsed. It’s extremely character-focused and incredibly well-written, making it all the more shocking when you realize that absolutely no one in the series is safe from being killed. The realistic art pulls no punches, though, so if you can’t handle much gore, you might want to look for something a bit lighter.

Thankfully, I’ve got just the right thing for your softer side.


CUTE ANIMAL STORIES

There is nothing cuter than Owly, which is one of my wife’s favorite book series. It follows the world’s cutest owl (Owly) and his unlikely best friend (Wormy) through a series of gore-free adventures. It is so adorable that you may want to throw up from overexposure to cuteness. The best part is that the stories lack text dialogue, making them a great introduction for early readers to the joys of sequential storytelling.

Plus, the creator, Andy Runton, has lesson-plans available so that you can even us Owly in the classroom. Now, if that is a bit to saccharine for you, we can swing to the exact opposite end of the spectrum with one of the most influential and disturbing comics of all time.



FANTASY/HORROR

Neil Gaiman has developed a very loyal fan base outside of comics with his films and novels, though his Sandman series is one of his most endearing and influential works. It is one of the original titles for DC’s Vertigo imprint, which prints Y: The Last Man and Fables.

This high-fantasy series follows Dream (the mythical Sandman) and his family of equally as ethereal beings (including his sister Death, who eventually became one of the most popular characters and spawned her own series of books). The art and style is a bit dated if you are used to more contemporary work.

The early volumes are all extremely dark and horror-based, but as the series progresses and it becomes focused on Sandman’s growth as a character, it delves more into mythological exploration than sheer shock value.


AUTOBIOGRAPHY/ANTI-ROMANCE

My wife’s absolute favorite graphic novels are all by Jeffery Brown, who writes a series of autobiographical graphic novels about failed relationships and general heartache. His style is really simple, but intensely relatable.

Brown’s work is almost all printed by Top Shelf, whose off-beat, “real world” comics are amongst the most creative and innovative books on the market. Brown’s work has a tendency to be melodramatic, but his open and honest approach is refreshing and emotionally resonant.

The best place to start would be with Clumsy, which tells of the rise and fall of a burgeoning relationship with all of the warm-fuzzies and cruel brutality you’d expect from the reality of a real romance.


MODERN SUPERHEROES

It’s hard to recommend any superhero books to new readers (especially women) because they are so interconnected and rely too much on stories from the past. Still, superhero comics are the cornerstone of the comic book industry and so I am often asked where the best place to start for new readers is. I always fall back on Batman: The Long Halloween and Batman: The Killing Joke.

Long Halloween takes place during Batman’s early years so it doesn’t require previous knowledge and reads more like a good mystery book than a superhero comic, despite being filled to the brim with some of Batman’s most famous villains.

The Killing Joke is my all-time favorite superhero book and is clearly one of the key inspirations behind Heath Ledger’s Joker in The Dark Knight. In the story, the Joker tries to push Comissioner Gordon as far as he can to prove that any sane man can snap just like he has, but in the end only Batman can truly be as crazy as the Joker. It’s pretty shocking, but incredibly captivating.

Of course, you can also always try Watchmen. I don’t recommend this right away because it is extremely dense and most of its effectiveness comes from its deconstruction of the superhero genre. However, there is a reason why it is considered the “Holy Grail” of comics and is arguably the best superhero story ever told. You’ve got some of the most engaging characters in the history of the medium being written by its all time greatest writer (Alan Moore) and being drawn by one of its most competent artists. It is required reading for all superhero readers, but isn’t something I’d recommend jumping into right away.


CRIME

Crime comics are getting to be a pretty big genre these days and a lot of the books that are popping up are really good. My absolute favorite of these is Criminal, which is put out by Marvel’s Icon imprint (which is like DC’s Vertigo in a lot of ways). Each volume of Criminal is a stand-alone story, though they all take place in the same “universe” and feature a few cross over characters. Unlike most crime stories, this series follows the criminals rather than the folks trying to catch them. The lush, grizzled artwork by Sean Phillips is the perfect compliment to Ed Brubaker’s atmospheric writing, with the brilliant colors by Val Staples being the icing on the cake of creative awesomeness. Reading it feels a lot like watching an extremely good movie. There are four or five trades out now and all of them are simply fantastic.

I’d also recommend 100 Bullets, which is much longer series (13 volumes covering 100 issues). It combines the pulpy crime elements of something like Criminal with a massive conspiracy theory laden story. It has a huge cast that is all interconnected, so if you take breaks between reading volumes, it can be pretty easy to get lost. However, I think a lot of libraries actually stock the full set, so it might be pretty easy for you to snag them in succession with few delays.


REVISIONIST LITERATURE/HISTORY

Since we are working under the assumption that our new reader has read Fables, they will already have a handle on this concept already. Since they probably liked Fables, they should also love League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (don’t worry, even though the movie was horrible, the comic is amazing).

Instead of fairy tale characters, this is about the best literary characters from the 19th century including Mina Harker from Dracula, Allan Quartermain, Captain Nemo, Dr. Jekyll, and the Invisible Man joining forces to save Britain from the likes of Fu Manchu and Doctor Moriarty (the nemesis of Sherlock Holmes).

Plus, it is written by Alan Moore (who I referred to earlier as the single greatest writer in the history of comics), so you know that it is amazing. As with all of Moore’s work, this does not pull any punches, though, so don’t expect it to have the same fairly tame appeal of the stories the characters are pulled from—especially in the second volume.


PURE AWESOMENESS

One of my absolute favorite graphic novel series is Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim series, which is a manga-inspired tale of a Canadian slacker musician who falls for an enigmatic American delivery girl and must fight her 7 evil exes before he can officially be her boyfriend.

The books cover a number of genres, including action, comedy, and romance, with a number of twists on each. There is a movie coming out next year starring Michael Cera and directed by Edgar “I directed Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, so I’m clearly awesome” Wright, so the volumes are showing up in big chain stores now.

The books are quirky, energetic, and feature some of the most memorable characters I’ve ever read. I get giddy just thinking about how awesome these books are and love them so much that I actually named my hamster after the lead character.


MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE

So, you've decided that your only goal is to make me ridiciulously happy with your next read? Well the best way to do that is to read and love Preacher. It’s amongst the single most controversial, offensive, and thought provoking comics that Vertigo ever published and they are pretty known for controversial, offensive, and thought provoking comics.

The story follows Jesse Custer, a preacher, who is granted incredible powers after a demon and an angel have sex and create an entirely unholy. Not crazy enough for you? Well, then you’ll be glad to know that he decides to use his powers to wage war on God after he realizes that the Almighty has abandoned us.

Still not crazy enough? Did I mention that he is joined by his alcoholic Irish vampire best friend and former assassin girlfriend, and that they are being pursued by a secret Christian military and the “Saint of Killers” (God’s personal hitman)? It’s a modern Western and simply amazing. I know it sounds crazy, but I can’t recommend it enough. If I was trapped on an island and could only take one complete comic book series, it would be Preacher.



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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Buy ANYTHING on eBay!

Twitter is great. Every now and then a bizzare tweet pops up at the right time, just as you're checking you feed. A once in a lifetime post, that if you had missed it you would never have come accross anything like it again.

On such instance happened today. @ConsumeTea posted a link to eBay showing details of a finished auction for "Magical Unicorn Semen". Yup, you read that correctly. Best thing is, someone actually bought this item for no less than $31 (plus $3 postage & packaging).

Hit the link below to go to to eBay and see for yourself:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200366238168

I'm not sure how long the link will be available so i've posted the item description below. Brilliant.

This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. This specimen was squoozed only a week ago, and still has a warm salty feel to it. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift from this Mythical Jizz so i'm going to pass the power onto someone else. Just a few squirts of it in your hair will give you the glowing ora that only monogamously challenged strippers have under the blacklight.Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely.

Sunday, 16 August 2009

Like food? I try and have some everyday.

Just a quick post to let anyone that reads this know about a great curry recipe i came across. I found it at Curry Frenzy. The Tikka recipe alone is worth it's weight in chicken!

Anyways, it's called a Chicken Tikka Bhuna (hit the link for the website & recipe). I'd say it was medium hot but depends how sensitive your taste buds are.

I've listed the ingredients & method below including links to the Curry Frenzy site where you can buy all the ingredients. I managed to get all the ingredients from my local Supermarket though.

Although it's a great dish, it is quite oily. After cooking you can skim the oil off while it's in the pot before you serve it up. You can keep this in a sealed tub in the fridge and use it the next time you make a curry.

To make the Chicken Tikka, hit the link in the first line of the ingredients list. When making the Chicken Tikka i marinaded the chicken for 48 hours, which was brilliant but I'd recommend going the full 60 hour marinade for maximum taste!

The chicken tikka is great on it's own with some salad and a wedge of lemon if you don't fancy cooking up some Bhuna.

Ingredients (serves 4):
To make the Onion Puree, bring a small pan of water to the boil and add some chopped onions. Boil until soft, drain and puree with a hand blender or in a food processor. Freeze any extra you make for next time.

Heat a large saucepan on a high heat. Once it is hot add the whole seeds and toast them until they sizzle and crackle. Now add the oil and then add the chopped onions and reduce the heat to low. You can optionally add 1 or 2 Whole Star Anise which help bring out the sweetness of the onions and imparts a subtle aniseed flavour but remove them once the onions are cooked. Cook the onions gently and slowly until they turn a golden brown colour.

Make a paste of the ginger puree, garlic puree, curry powder, Turmeric powder, Chilli powder, with a little water. Add to saucepan and stir in well and fry for a couple of minutes.

Now add your 800g Cooked Chicken Tikka stir in well.

Mix the Yogurt, Tomato Puree, Onion Puree, together in a jug with the water or stock and pour into the saucepan and mix in well. Turn up the heat until the sauce begins to simmer and leave to simmer for 10 Minutes. Stir occasionally.

Finally sprinkle in the Garam masala and stir in well for the final 2 minutes of cooking. Garnish with the 1 Small onion, 2 Deseeded Tomatoes, chopped into a very fine dice and serve.

Enjoy!

Monday, 3 August 2009

Reynard City

About a month ago i set out on an expedition to find new titles to read. On my journey, with a little help from Twitter, i found a nice little online comic called Reynard City.

Many of the digital comics i found on the Internet are written and produced by experienced teams or individuals already established in some way in the industry. The thing is, Reynard City, from Polycomical, isn't just any comic. It's been set up as a platform fro new talent; artists, writers, etc, to gain vital exposure and experience in the industry. This is a key point to remember. This is new talent.

Reynard City is set in an animal world in another dimension. A group of freedom fighters including AK Girl, Hyper Rob and Wondervixen battle again the evil Mega for and the Consortium to free their planet from destruction. I wont spoil it for you though as there is a twist in the story line early on, plus it's better you read it tan me trying to describe it!

The quality of the work is pretty good. Decent Artwork and Will Turner, et al, do well as writers.

It's not without its ups and downs though. In a couple of issues the story becomes hard to follow due to some ill placed speech bubbles that can be too big, have awkward fonts and contain too much white space. This is the minority of issues though. Notably issues 6 & 8 are very well produced. They look great and are my favourite of the series so far. Something i'd pick up off the shelf at my local comic book store. The series also contains one black & white issue (#5). I like the work from this artist and can See his name being in many high profile niche titles in the future.

I'm a big fan of cover art and RC, even though it's only 9 issues in, has it's fair share of striking front page visuals. Issues 2, 3, 4 & 5 are my personal favourites. They set the mood for the story ahead and entice you to begin reading.

Well, i think I've said enough. Now hit the link below and go and read it for yourself!!

http://www.reynardcity.co.uk/

If you're on Twitter, do an early follow Friday and follow @reynardcity

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

London Film & Comicon

Well, myself and some friends travelled 400 miles to gets there. We booked our tickets in advance. We waited 20 odd minutes in the Early bird "fast" Que.

And we only spent 2 hours at the show... then went to Forbidden Planet on Shaftesbury Avenue.

It wasn't a complete waste of time. I managed to pick up a lot of comics - 42 issues (lots of randoms) plus 4 trades. I got a few items i really wanted off my list (Hellboy, The Walking Dead, etc), but there is still a lot i need to look out for.

Even though i picked up a decent haul, i don't think i'll be attending another Collector Mania event any time soon. Not enough comics.

Being pretty new to comics (just over 18 months) i don't have a huge amount, but my collection has grown to 2 boxes full now. I saw an ad at the show for stackable boxes and it made me think about cataloguing my collection.

Doing it now would make searching through them a hell of a lot easier in the future. So, in the next couple of weeks i'm going to sit down and log my whole collection on a google docs spreadsheet (if only they had Google Access) and (maybe) share it with you - if you want to read it that is.